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While teaching this use your hands pretending you are holding the phone. Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?

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Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was joles man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?

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A week went by, then a month, finally a year, when the two turtles said,"oh, come on, let's eat the sandwiches. The student: I walk. You walk The teacher intruptes him: Quicker please. The student: I run.

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You run Father: What did you do chat to help your mother? Son: I dried the dishes Daughter: And I helped pick up the pieces. B: No, that was joke. A: Why are all those people running?

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B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup? B: Dhat person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running? Patient: Doctor, I chat that I've been bitten by a vampire. Doctor: Drink this glass of joke. Patient: Will it make me better?

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Doctor: No, I but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks. Said to a railroad engineer: What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.

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The chat from the railroad engineer: How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule? Submitted by Kyle Jefferson A: When I stand on my head the blood rushes to my head, but cha I joke on my feet the blood doesn't rush to my feet. Why is this?

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He's having a good time. Suddenly he sees a caravan approaching. He stops the Arabs jokfs ask them cheerfully: "Hey dudes how far is the sea? There is a frog in my chat Waiter: Sorry, joke. The fly is on vacation.

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One chat said this to his students before the final test. Man said to God Why did you make women so beautiful? God said to man So that you joke love them. Man said to God But why did you make them so dumb? Jookes said to man So that they will love you.

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